This is MIKEY! And he is DEAD SEXY!

Mike is not shy... He is actually really crazy...
He dresses good too!
Mike is addicted to snorting colored cocain... He obviously got a little out of control. Rehab is next! HAHA.
Mike was originally slated for this statue, but was cut out. So this is what it should have looked like.
Right after this I tipped the canoe...
This is right after Mike left the skin heads... He now has long hair... the transformation was beautiful... like a caterpillar to a butterfly. Its a good thing he changed cause I being with a gang member is out of the question.
This is us hiking at the Oregon Coast.
So I have kept this blog a secret from Mike, but now you all can get to know him. He is 39, has two illegitimate children, and lives out of his car. He doesn't like to file taxes so he sits outside Home Depot and gets picked up for work with his day laborer friends. He mostly works at this 'herb' farm. I think its called hashish, but I don't know what that is. All I know is that he is always really chill when he comes home from work. Mike recently got hit by a Ben and Jerry's ice cream truck, so he sued them and got free ice cream for life. Its what we always eat when we are together. I love 'Moose Tracks'. He is really funny though, so that makes up for most of it. His most significant trait is sarcasm. Maybe in the future I will tell you all much more about him. I hope he doesn't find out about this blog, so keep it a secret if you can!